All That Jazz

All That Jazz

Come on babe why don't we paint the town and all that jazz

I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down and all that jazz

Start the car I know a whoopee spot where the gin is cold but the piano's hot

It's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly brawl and all, all that jazz

Slick your hair and wear you buckle shoes and all that jazz

I hear that father dip is gonna blow the blues and all that jazz

Hold on hon we're gonna bunny hug I bought some aspirin down at United Drug

In case we shake apart and want a brand new start to do all that jazz

Oh you're gonna see your

Sheba Shimmy shake and all that jazz

Oh oh I'm gonna shimmy 'til my garters break and all that jazz

Show me where to park my girdle, oh, my mother's blood will curdle

If she'd hear a baby squeer for all that jazz

Find a flask

Oh, you're gonna see your Sheba Shimmy shake we're playin' fast and loose

And all that jazz and all that jazz and all that jazz

Right up here

Oh, I'm gonna shimmy 'til my garters break is where I store the juice

And all that jazz and all that jazz and all that jazz

Come on babe

Show me where we're gonna brush the sky to park my girdle

I'll bet you lucky Lindy

Oh, my mother's never flew so high blood will curdle

'Cos in the stratosphere

If she'd hear a baby squeer how could he lend an ear to all, all that jazz

To all that jazz

No I'm no one's wife but oh, I love my life and all that jazz

That jazz