A Call From The Vatican

A Call From The Vatican

Original songwriter: Maury Yeston

Guido

Guido

Pronto

Signore Contini

It's the senora

I was lazing around my bedroom when you called

And an idea occured to me

I thought you might be

Hmm wondering about

Guido

Who's not wearing any clothes

I'm not my darling

Who's afraid to kiss your toes, I'm not

Your mama dear is blowing into your ear

So you'll get her loud and clear

I need you to squeeze me here

And here and here

Ha, ha is something wrong

What

Yes yes it's about my film it's from the Vatican

Go ahead mon Signore yes yes of course

I am listening

Coochie coochie coochie coo

I've got a plan for what

I'm gonna do to you so hot

You're gonna steam and scream

And vibrate like a string

I'm plucking

Kiss your fevered little brow

Pinch your cheeks 'till you say, ow

And I can hardly wait to show you how

Guido who won't care if you come to me tired

And over worked

I won't bambino

Who knows a therapy to beat what you

Can get from me

I don't

But this will have to be enough

For now Guido

Ciao

I love you Guido