Along Came Bialy

Along Came Bialy

Original songwriter: Mel Brooks

The time has come to be a lover from the Argentine

To slick my hair down with brilliantine

And gargle heavily with

Listerine, ho, wow

It's time for Max to put his backers on their backs

And thrill them with amazing acts

Those aging nymphomaniacs ah, ah

They were helpless they were hopeless then along came Bialy

They were joyless they were boyless then along came Bialy

They're my angels

I'm their devil and I keep those embers aglow

When I woos 'em

I can't lose 'em

'Cos I cast my spell and they start yellin' fire down below

They were listing they were sinking then along came Bialy

They were desperate they were drinking then along came Bialy

So romantic they were frantic

Then their prayers were heard up above

Heaven sent them their Bialy

I'm the celebration of love

We were helpless we were hopeless then along came Bialy

Life had passed us by and love had stolen away

At the end of our rope we'd given up hope of one last roll in the hay

Discarded dolls abandoned wrecks

Condemned to a life of sitting and knitting when

All we really wanted was wooh, sex

Ah did you bring the checkee my little turtledove

Yes but first Bialy can we please play one dirty little game

Here in broad daylight okay what what

It'll just be a quickie

Let's play the Distracted tourist and the ever

Watchful Orangutan

Oy, are you trying to kill me please I'm exhausted

Let's play one game where there's absolutely no sex

What

How 'bout the Jewish princess and her husband

So romantic we were frantic

Then our prayers were heard up above

Heaven sent us our Bialy he's the celebration of love

Fire down below

We were listing we were sinking then along came Bialy

We were desperate we were drinking then along came Bialy

So romantic we were frantic

Then our prayers were heard up above

It's Bialy hail Bialy he's the culmination

The restoration the consummation

The titillation ejaculation he's the celebration of love

Oy

Bloom bloom

I've done it I've done it

What Max what look we got all the money

Now all we have to do is put on the biggest flop in history

That's great

We can do it we can do it we can make a million bucks

Bialystock and Bloom bialystock and Bloom

The show's a go

He's raised the money we're on our way

Keep it gay keep it gay keep it gay

We can do it we can do it

We have our backing oh what a day we can do it

Keep it gay keep it gay keep it gay

Wonder of wonders we have all our cash

Barring all blunders we should have a smash

We know that we can do it gay gay gay gay

Deutschland Deutschland uber alles alles in der welt

Gay gay gay gay

Gay gay gay gay

Deutschland Deutschland uber alles alles in der welt

Bialystock and Bloom bialystock and Bloom bialystock and Bloom

We can do it

They can do it say goodbye to woe and gloom

We can do it

Nothing to it can't you hear that bing bang boom

With their brilliance their resilience

Up together they will zoom

We can't miss

They were fated to be mated

They're Bialystock and Bloom, ha