White & Nerdy

White & Nerdy

Original songwriter: Krayzie Bone, Oscar Salinas, Juan Salinas, Chamillionaire

They see me mowin' my front lawn

I know they're all thinking

I'm so white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy

Look at me I'm white n' nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangsters

But so far they all think

I'm too white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

I'm just too white n' really really white n'

First in my class here at MIT

Got skills I'm a

Champion of D&D;

MC Escher that's my favorite MC

Keep your forty

I'll just have an Earl Grey tea

My rims never spin to the contrary

You'll find they're quite stationary

All of my action figures are cherry

Steven Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is totally pimped out

Got people begging for my top eight spaces

Yo I know Pi to a thousand places

Ain't got no grills but

I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

I'm a whiz at Minesweeper

I can play for days

Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed

My fingers movin' so fast

I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app

I haven't run

At Pascal well

I'm number one

Do vector calculus just for fun

I ain't got a gat but

I got a soldering gun

Happy Days is my favourite theme song

I sure could kick your butt in a game of ping pong

I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on my Segway

I know in my heart they think I'm white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy

Look at me I'm white n' nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangsters

Although it's apparent I'm too white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

I'm just too white n' how'd I get so white n' nerdy?

I've been browsing inspectin'

X-men comics you know

I collect 'em the pens in my pocket

I must protect 'em my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored

Shopping online for deals on some writable media

I edit Wikipedia

I memorized holy grail really well

I can recite it right now and have you ROTFOL

I got a business doing web sites

When my friends need some code who do they call?

I do HTML for them all even made a homepage for my dog

I got myself a fanny pack they were having a sale down at the gap

Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap

Pop pop hope no one sees me gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream

I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team

Only question I ever thought was hard

Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?

I spend every weekend at the renaissance fair

I got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin' they laughin'

And rollin' their eyes 'cos

I'm so white n' nerdy

Just because I'm white n' nerdy

Just because I'm white n' nerdy

All because I'm white n' nerdy holy cow I'm white n' nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangsters

But oh well it's obvious I'm white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

I'm just too white n' look at me I'm white n' nerdy